"Prepare for a bit of disappointment."

Holes on Mars!

Keeping in mind that The Chronic is Fortean, not Freudian: holes are almost always disappointing.

CONSPIRACY WORLD ROCKED: Elders of Zion Abandon All Sense of Protocol

The Elders of Zion, the venerable and shadowy Jewish organization that controls the international banking industry, news media and Hollywood, has announced that it is disbanding so that members can retire to Florida and live out their golden years on the golf course.

“We had a good run,” said one senior Elder, reminiscing over old photographs of world leaders in his musty, wood-paneled office at an undisclosed location. “Maybe we ran the world for just a little too long. Anyway, now it’s Obama’s problem.”

Read the full article here.

Via Covert History.

A Manson Family Creepy Crawl?

Eerie video posted by Chronic hero Adam Gorightly.

"The three stages of the neurosomatic circuit - 13. Hippy, 14. Yogi, 15. Tantric - are body-oriented and involve a deliberate symbol-stupidity. It is understandable that the five-brained person reacts against the insectoid-cyborg materialism of larval technology, the scientism that produces plastic consumerism, military-industrialism, assembly-line anonomie, and polluted over-population. But the rejection of scientific inquiry becomes a know-nothing smugness. Occultists become long-haired rednecks."-Timothy Leary