Sunday, July 27, 2008

"2008 Sexiest Occultist Alive" Judge Caught In Embarrassing Scandal

Contribution to science notwithstanding, the fact that these pictures of one of our most esteemed SOA 2008 judges are being released now is, to say the least, a bit suspicious.

We have always known that The Powers That Be would try to bring this blog down. With a light that shines as brightly and fearlessly as The Chronic's, one must expect the forces of darkness to be attracted. Note to the Illuminati or whatever y'all are going by these days: we were expecting nothing less.

Judging goes on, our good name untarnished.


Dean Wilson said...

I had nothing to do with this. Honest.



T.G.C. said...

We suspect that our "mole" is somewhat closer to home. We'll be ransacking our offices as soon as the contest is over.